Various stuff

thirteen-fun-breaker:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

darthshadow:

The Dark Knight

&

Batman (1966) - S1E06 - Batman Is Riled

Wow, that’s uh.

That’s pretty obscure.

Nice, didn’t know this.

I think this is the calmest reaction to something fandom related I’ve ever seen on Tumblr.

I think I just shit my pants a little at this realiza… nope the pipe just burst a little


Because the world isn’t as bad as you think

SPEAK ENGLISH! PLEASE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT SAYS!
… The first sentence is the translation isn’t it.

Because the world isn’t as bad as you think

SPEAK ENGLISH! PLEASE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT SAYS!

… The first sentence is the translation isn’t it.

godsheadache:

There’s no way I can choose


Current Marvel Movie Universe
Doctor Who
FINISH IT!
Batman The Animated Series
TOO EASY!

godsheadache:

There’s no way I can choose

Current Marvel Movie Universe

Doctor Who

FINISH IT!

Batman The Animated Series

TOO EASY!

blaiyde3:

hellyeskingdomhearts:

BF80EHGSFOUH80DZC08D

Ummm…… What the fuck did I just watch

The sound of ovaries eating your cock and balls!

Love

I love peanut butter so much, that I will make it wear a spoon and force it inside of me like a gay man wants penis.

That is not gay is it?

thedailywhat:

Tea Bag Challenge of the Day: After Donald Trump hinted all month that he was planning a game-changing announcement, his Wednesday offer of $5 million for President Obama to reveal his college transcripts and passport application was super lame.

The election’s real October Surprise came later, when Stephen Colbert offered $1 million to a charity of Trump’s choice if ”you let me dip my balls in your mouth.”

Balls in your court, Mr. Trump.

(Not Safe For Work — language.)

Bonus: Here’s how Obama feels about Trump, from his Wednesday appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.

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otlgaming:

UBISOFT ANNOUNCES ASSASSIN’S CREED 3 SEASON PASS AND ‘THE TYRANNY OF KING WASHINGTON’
Ubisoft has announced plans to offer players a chance to get all five planned DLC packs for Assassin’s Creed 3 as a season pass for $29.99 or 2400 Microsoft Points (a savings of 25%). 
The first pack of DLC will be available within six months of the game’s launch and for Season Pass holders, they’ll get access to it a full week earlier than anyone else. 
In addition to the Season Pass announcement, Ubisoft has revealed the first DLC, The Tyranny of King Washington.
The Tyranny of King Washington provides an alternate or “what if” scenario where, after claiming victory during the revolution, George Washington has succumbed to the temptation of power and has declared himself the new King of America. Players are tasked with restoring the freedom that colonists had fought for and dethrone their old ally. 

“History is our playground – and AC teams have always loved playing with historical facts and their consequences as a way to better understand a time period,” said Sebastien Puel, Executive Producer at Ubisoft. “While Assassin’s Creed III concentrates on history as it happens, we wanted to take some liberties with this DLC and tell you how things could have happened.”

In addition to the new single player experience, the DLC will feature new maps and characters.The Season Pass is available for purchase for $29.99 on PSN or 2400 Microsoft Points on XBL. It also can be pre-ordered at GameStop and Best Buy.Assassin’s Creed 3 will be available on October 30 for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. A PC version will be released on November 20 and a Wii U version on November 18.
You can still pre-order the game at Amazon in both Regular and Limited Edition versions. If pre-ordered, both version will include the bonus Boarding Axe weapon and single player character: Captain of the Aquila.

SHUT UP!!! I already want it!

otlgaming:

UBISOFT ANNOUNCES ASSASSIN’S CREED 3 SEASON PASS AND ‘THE TYRANNY OF KING WASHINGTON’

Ubisoft has announced plans to offer players a chance to get all five planned DLC packs for Assassin’s Creed 3 as a season pass for $29.99 or 2400 Microsoft Points (a savings of 25%).

The first pack of DLC will be available within six months of the game’s launch and for Season Pass holders, they’ll get access to it a full week earlier than anyone else. 

In addition to the Season Pass announcement, Ubisoft has revealed the first DLC, The Tyranny of King Washington.

The Tyranny of King Washington provides an alternate or “what if” scenario where, after claiming victory during the revolution, George Washington has succumbed to the temptation of power and has declared himself the new King of America. Players are tasked with restoring the freedom that colonists had fought for and dethrone their old ally. 

“History is our playground – and AC teams have always loved playing with historical facts and their consequences as a way to better understand a time period,” said Sebastien Puel, Executive Producer at Ubisoft. “While Assassin’s Creed III concentrates on history as it happens, we wanted to take some liberties with this DLC and tell you how things could have happened.”

In addition to the new single player experience, the DLC will feature new maps and characters.

The Season Pass is available for purchase for $29.99 on PSN or 2400 Microsoft Points on XBL. It also can be pre-ordered at GameStop and Best Buy.

Assassin’s Creed 3
 will be available on October 30 for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. A PC version will be released on November 20 and a Wii U version on November 18.

You can still pre-order the game at Amazon in both Regular and Limited Edition versions. If pre-ordered, both version will include the bonus Boarding Axe weapon and single player character: Captain of the Aquila.

SHUT UP!!! I already want it!

thedailywhat:

Samuel L. Jackson Gets Vulgar For Obama of the Day: Samuel L. Jackson’s new spot for Obamais a perfect homage to the audiobook he recorded for Go The F**k To Sleep.

But what would Dr. Suess think?

(Not Safe For Work — language.)

[punditkitchen]

galaxynextdoor:

Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed III is getting the hype train going with its first commercial.

galaxynextdoor:

Strengthen your forces and battle for new territories with the next downloadable content pack for Mass Effect 3multiplayer. Available to download at no additional charge, the Mass Effect 3: Rebellion Pack adds two brand-new maps, a new team objective and a new…

AVENGERS!!

OH MY GOD!!!! AVENGERS, OH MY GOD!!!!!

I am lost in all of these feels. I have no idea what to do now, except see the movie multiple times!

Joss Whedon, you are a great man who hath given us a great, nay, an amazing superhero movie. May you come back and do the next Avengers movie as well!